“I Fell Out of a Porta Potty”... and Other Completely Normal Mom Things
Motherhood is never boring. This week on Geriatric Mamas, Sonia and Jessica share hilarious real-life stories about parenting toddlers, surviving public bathrooms, church mom meetups, unsolicited Instagram DMs, true crime, daycare safety concerns, family adventures, and the everyday chaos of motherhood after 35. If you love funny parenting stories, relatable mom life, and honest conversations about raising little kids, this episode is for you.
Netflix’s Maternal Instinct Deep Dive, & Why We’re Never Ignoring a Weird Vibe Ever Again
The Geriatric Mamas, Jessica and Sonia, break down the shocking Taylor Parker case from Netflix's Maternal Instinct documentary. Discover crucial parenting safety tips, red flags to watch for, and why you must trust your maternal intuition.
Threenager Jumanji: Emotionally Unstable Since Breakfast
Why are three-year-olds so emotional? In this episode of Geriatric Mamas, we dive into the reality of parenting a threenager—from toddler tantrums and emotional meltdowns to growing independence, imagination, and strong-willed behavior. Sonia shares funny parenting stories, practical tips, and insights into childhood development to help parents better understand what is happening during the challenging (and often hilarious) three-year-old stage. If you're raising a toddler and wondering if this behavior is normal, this episode is for you.
Can We Talk About Postpartum for a Minute?
Postpartum is about so much more than the six-week checkup. In this episode of Geriatric Mamas, Sonia and Jessica have an honest conversation about postpartum rage, postpartum anxiety, intrusive thoughts, hormonal changes, identity shifts, and the realities of recovery after having a baby. They share personal stories, motherhood challenges, birthday party chaos, and the emotional side of postpartum that many women experience but few openly discuss. If you've ever wondered whether what you're feeling after baby is normal, this episode is for you.
Reminder From Season 1: Perimenopause = Sexymenopause
This week, Sonia and Jessica are talking perimenopause symptoms, getting pregnant during perimenopause, potty training experiences, emotional dance recital moments, navigating major life changes with toddlers, and the general chaos of raising little kids in your late 30s and 40s. It’s funny, emotional, slightly unhinged, and very “are we okay?” energy.
We’re Back, Mamas!
This week, Sonia and Jessica are talking perimenopause symptoms, getting pregnant during perimenopause, potty training experiences, emotional dance recital moments, navigating major life changes with toddlers, and the general chaos of raising little kids in your late 30s and 40s. It’s funny, emotional, slightly unhinged, and very “are we okay?” energy.
The ‘Geriatric’ Glow Up; We’re Changing Everything (Kind Of), But...The Follow Through!
On this 100th episode, we're looking back on the wild ride of fertility talk, toddler meltdowns, unsolicited opinions, and real AF conversations that got us to episode 100… but really?! The follow through! We’re not just celebrating the past—we’re spilling what’s coming next. Think: Meet us in the reels, more stories, and a whole new energy for ‘Geriatric’ Mamas. This episode is your backstage pass to where we’re headed—and trust us, you’re gonna want to be along for the ride. This one's for the moms who’ve been with us since day one—and the ones just now finding their people. Listen in, laugh a little, cry if you need to.
Rock Bottom, Rhinestone Crowns & Pulling Yourself Together with Ginger Howard!
In this episode, we chat with Ginger Howard about second chances, sobriety, and starting over when life feels like it’s gone off the rails. Ginger shares her story of battling alcoholism, the moment she knew she needed to change, and how community support helped her rebuild. We also dive into her journey toward healing through holistic practices, spirituality, and pageantry. It’s an honest conversation about what it really takes to want more, do the work, and manifest a new life from the ground up. Enjoy!
Build-A-Bear Meltdowns, Homeschool Updates, and the Harvard Study That Says ‘Hand Them A Sponge’!
In this episode of Geriatric Mamas, we explore how to build real confidence in kids through age-appropriate chores, fostering independence, and ditching over-praising. We also share hilarious and honest stories from summer homeschooling, public toddler meltdowns (hello, Build-A-Bear!), and the emotional ups and downs of modern motherhood. If you're a busy mom looking for relatable parenting tips, confidence-building strategies, or just need a laugh while raising toddlers, this episode is for you.
The ‘Summer Rot’ Chronicles: Making Memories Without a Menty B!
Discover meaningful, low-cost summer ideas for moms balancing work and parenting. This episode of Geriatric Mamas shares how to stay present, create lasting memories, and keep kids safe and emotionally nourished—even during busy seasons.
Pool/Beach Toy Manners, Homeschooling & Raising Kind Little Humans!
On this episode, we kick things off with a fun but important chat inspired by @twolittlestolove’s viral reel; yes, we’re talking beach and pool toy manners! Because let’s be honest, teaching our kids how to play respectfully in public spaces is one of those small-but-mighty life skills that sets the tone for lifelong kindness and boundaries. Then we dive into a conversation about homeschooling; what it looks like for our families, what we’ve learned along the way, and how we’re weaving values like self-worth, emotional regulation, and curiosity into the heart of our children’s education. Whether you’re homeschooling full-time, after-schooling, or just curious about what a values-based approach to learning looks like, this one’s for you. Enjoy!
A Little Mama Vanity, a Lot of Bubbles & One (Possibly Luteal) Serial Killer!
On this episode we’re diving deep and keeping it real—from those flawless filtered selfies to navigating the toddler birthday party pressure. First up, let’s spill the tea on those cringe-worthy moments when we see ourselves in distorted looking photos and the ‘minor’ touch-ups we make in editing. Next, we’re tackling the whirlwind of birthday party chaos: from that picture-perfect balloon arch to the inevitable overthinking of goody bags. We’ll explore the weighty expectations we mamas place on ourselves to conjure up magic for our little ones. Magic moments of Memorial Day weekend, (spoiler: the bubble machine is definitely stealing the spotlight). And just when you thought we’d keep it light, we’re throwing in a twist of true crime: yes, we’re finally unpacking the New England serial killer who’s been making headlines—why this one feels so unsettlingly close to home and possibly just… luteal. Enjoy!
‘Geriatric’ Coffee Convos: Spilling The #MomTok Tea!
On this episode, we dive into seven tips to help you feel your absolute best this Summer – get ready for a ‘hot mom Summer’! Sonia opens up about her journey with postpartum swelling and highlights the importance of lymph node drainage for new moms, especially after a C-section. We discuss diet and exercise strategies tailored for women in their late thirties and early forties, as inspired by Sonia’s Massage Therapist. From exploring alternative eating styles found in several ‘blue zone’ countries to embracing the concept of preloading from Dr. McDougall’s Maximum Weight Loss Program, we’re covering it all! And if you find yourself feeling like none of that is doing the trick… well, there’s always fasting or Ozempic! (Just kidding, of course!)
We Declare: It’s Going to Be A ‘Hot Mom Summer’; A ‘Geriatric’ Rewind!
On this episode, we dive into seven tips to help you feel your absolute best this Summer – get ready for a ‘hot mom Summer’! Sonia opens up about her journey with postpartum swelling and highlights the importance of lymph node drainage for new moms, especially after a C-section. We discuss diet and exercise strategies tailored for women in their late thirties and early forties, as inspired by Sonia’s Massage Therapist. From exploring alternative eating styles found in several ‘blue zone’ countries to embracing the concept of preloading from Dr. McDougall’s Maximum Weight Loss Program, we’re covering it all! And if you find yourself feeling like none of that is doing the trick… well, there’s always fasting or Ozempic! (Just kidding, of course!)
White Lotus Binge-Watching Mamas With No Chill & The Art of Letting Go!
In this episode, we recap our long-awaited mommy’s night out! From lobster rolls and laughs to discussing our parenting styles after a wild indoor play date, we cover it all. We dive into our current obsession—White Lotus—binge-watching as our spa day. Real talk on parenting, the urge to help your child even when they don’t need it, and the value of fellow moms who get it. We wrap up with Kate Hudson’s inspiring perspective on parenting—letting go to connect, which resonates deeply. If you're juggling independence and safety while dreaming of that hot meal, this one's for you. Enjoy!
Playdates, Pacifiers & Fire Alarms: 100% Real Mom Life!
In this episode we realize we’re inching closer to episode 100 fast, and feeling the excitement… as long as we can figure out how to publish episode 101 we’ll be fine. We’re telling our story of toddler playdate mayhem, an unexpected marsh fire emergency, 100% accurate and also uneducated how-to on prepping your family for emergencies, with a toddler, dog and cat in tow; also super helpful tips on getting toddlers to share and kick their pacifier habit with the tool of comparison… just kidding, we don’t do that, and we’re sharing why. 100% real mom life, enjoy!
‘Geriatric’ Coffee Convos: Modern Egg Freezing & Secondary Infertility Support!
In this episode of Geriatric Mamas, we explore the evolving world of egg freezing and fertility technology, highlighting the significant increase in egg freezing rates among women aged 35 to 42. We discuss the advancements in cryopreservation techniques, the emotional and financial aspects of the egg freezing process, and the often-overlooked struggles of secondary infertility.
Working, Attachment Parenting… And Thriving in Our ‘Geriatric’ Prime!
In this episode of Geriatric Mamas, we dive into the world of attachment parenting and career paths, shedding light on the challenges and perks for parents striving for flexible work options. We share our own stories, chat about the significance of establishing boundaries while working from home, and explore job opportunities that resonate with attachment parenting principles. Our discussion underlines the importance of being genuine and fostering connections in both our parenting journeys and professional lives. We touch on what makes a workplace family-friendly and how our approach to attachment parenting has shaped our career decisions. Plus, we've got some practical tips for juggling work and parenting, along with quick prioritization hacks. Tune in anywhere and don't forget to subscribe!
Switched Before Birth & Past Lives… Because We Can’t Stop Talking About It!
In this episode, we're telling you all about our microphone deciding to throw a temper tantrum, resulting in no episode last week… and the hilariously messy reality of family vacations and playdates. Then, we're diving into the debate of the cry it out method vs. co-sleeping and the emotional roller coaster they bring. Plus, we're chatting about how to ditch some not-so-great parenting habits. Let's break some cycles together… enjoy and please subscribe!
Ep. 86 Take 2; Dusty Parenting Tips… Reparented!
In this episode, we're telling you all about our microphone deciding to throw a temper tantrum, resulting in no episode last week… and the hilariously messy reality of family vacations and playdates. Then, we're diving into the debate of the cry it out method vs. co-sleeping and the emotional roller coaster they bring. Plus, we're chatting about how to ditch some not-so-great parenting habits. Let's break some cycles together… enjoy and please subscribe!